Of course she’s emotionally reserved, she’s a robot

“I don’t think anyone talks to Meg. She’s always been a hermit.”

White declined to discuss his marriage to Meg, but described her as extremely emotionally reserved. That aspect of her personality frustrated him when the two were in a creative partnership. ‘We’d be working in the studio and something amazing would happen: I’m like, ‘Damn, we just broke into a new world right there!’ And Meg’s sitting in silence.”

Or, it’s because she’s a robot.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/wheres-meg-white-jack-speaks-out-on-elusive-white-stripes-partner-20140523


Same crazy theory, slick new home

The White Stripes Conspiracy Reader has moved!

With the closing of GeoCities, http://www.geocities.com/wilhelmina_wonka/ws.html  has relocated here.



Reader submitted clue!

WSCR reader, Aaron W., writes, “Both Jack and Meg smoked. A few years ago, Jack quit. Meg didn’t though. Surely Jack would have convinced her to quit. You know why she didn’t? Her mouth is an exhaust port, and she uses the cigarette to explain the smoke coming from her mouth, as a cover up. I don’t know if you already got this, I never saw it on your website. But after I found out it just seemed really obvious.” Thanks to Aaron for pointing out what was being hidden in plain site.


Icky Thump Liner notes

“I do like impressions though. I once saw a man completely impersonate another man who was not unlike himself if you thought about it. Which I did.” Jack is the ultimate impressionist. He created a robot to impersonate Meg.

“Feels like ghosts do walk among us / And I guess, it looks, as if it feels.”
The Megbot is so realistic that it seems like Meg’s ghost walks among us. The impression is believable. Megbot looks as though it is alive and can feel.

Thank you “to need, the mother of all invention.” Jack needed a drummer, so he invented Megbot.

“And so sorry to anyone…we’ve misled.” Jack feels badly for fooling his fans.


Icky Thump Lyrics

Icky Thump: “..looking dead…She had one white eye / one black(nk) stare / lookin’ up / lyin’ there.” When the Megbot is powered off, she looks dead and her eyes are blank.

You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You’re Told): The Megbot is a robot, and does not experience emotions such as love. It only does what it’s programmed to do.

300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues: “I’m calling out to ghosts / That are no longer there.” Jack is no longer haunted by Meg’s death.

Bone Broke: “Look closer you can see / How I been running it.” Through careful examination of the evidence, you can see that Jack replaced Meg with a robot.

St. Andrew (This Battle Is In the Air): “I’m not in my home / Where are the angels? The Children are crying” St. Andrew is the patron saint of singers and performers. Meg, deceased, asks him not to forsake her. Candy Cane Children mourn the loss of Meg.

Little Cream Soda: “Well every beautiful thing I come across / Tells me to stop moving and shake this riddle off.” Jack would like to give up the masquerade. “But now my mind is filled with … whether I’m a liar.” He is worried about the consequences of his actions.

Rag & Bone: “It’s just things that you don’t want. I can use it. Meg can use ’em. We’ll do something with ’em. We’ll make something out of them. (Meg whispers: This fits me perfect. Give it to me.)” Much of the materials used to create the Megbot were recycled. However, Jack does not like the band to be referred to as “green.”

Catch Hell Blues: “Guess what? Try and catch me. If you’re getting tricky / lying to yourself / You’re gonna catch hell. And if you’re testing God / And lying to his face / You’re gonna catch hell. I know it…” Jack mocks me.  But he also fears that by attempting to create life he has tested God.

Effect and Cause: “I guess you have to have a problem /If you want to invent a contraption.” Meg’s death was problematic for Jack, so he invented Megbot.


Icky Thump Images

Jack and Meg as Pearly King and Queen

Jack and Meg as Pearly King and Queen.

The patterns of their pearl buttons roughly form lines and circles, or ones and zeros.

If you look closely at Meg’s pant leg you can see “010010010010000001100001011011010010000011000010010000001110010
01101111011000100110111101110100” or as it is translated from binary, “I am a robot.”


Jack and a SKELETON in the studio recording Icky Thump


Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


Nina on Insider Information

Megbot 2.0

Megbot 2.0