White Stripes Lyrics

Big Three Killed my Baby: The Big Three are Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler. Meg was killed in a car accident.

rosie the robot

Astro: Astro was the Jetson’s Dog. Jack’s Chihuahua is named Elroy. Elroy was George Jetson’s son. The Jetson’s had a ROBOT too; it’s name was Rosie.

I Fought Piranhas: “there was no one with me / I was all alone” Meg was not there.

Lafayette Blues: Street Names in French. Possible location of Meg’s tragic demise.

Stop Breaking Down: “Every time I’m walkin’, down the streets, some pretty mama she starts breakin’ down / Stop breakin’ down, yes stop breakin’ down” Voices Jacks frustration over keeping the Megbot functional; that is keep it from breaking down.


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Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


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