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November 10, 2002 — Candy-coated truth: Forget the married vs. brother-sister debate about the White Stripes’ Meg and Jack White. A clever Internet scribe knows the truth: Meg is a robot. Wilhelmina Wonka supports her theory that the “real Meg White died in a car crash and Jack replaced her with a robot at http://www.geocities.com/wilhelmina_wonka/ws.html. She finds proof in the Detroit duo’s songs (“‘Aluminum’: The sound robots make”), photos (Meg wears an Elvis belt buckle – “Elvis is dead. This is a clue!” ) and videos ( In “We’re Going to Be Friends,” Meg is supposedly asleep, we all know her batteries were dead). She adds that if you play the vinyl of “We’re Going To Be Friends” backward, you can clearly hear Jack say “Meg is dead, I replaced her with a robot.”


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Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


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