Seven Nation Army Video

Seven Nation Army: While early reports had the White Stripes working with director Jim Jarmusch, the video was in fact directed by Alex & Martin. No doubt Jack went with the latter because of their previous experience working with robots (see Air’s “Radio #1” video.) The video also includes a shot of Jack with a flame on his head. A “reliable source” tells me that in the Bible this is symbolic of an apostle having been touched by the Holy Spirit. My source hypothesizes that this may indicate Jack has developed a God complex having “resurrected” Meg. Plus there are a lot of skeletons. They were not included just because skeletons are cool. [YouTube]


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Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


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