Miscellaneous Evidence

“Shyness”: Meg rarely speaks in interviews. This is not because she is shy. It is because she is a ROBOT.

Detroit: The White Stripes are from Detroit. Auto workers are always being replaced by robots on the assembly line. This is probably how Jack got the idea. If robots can build cars, surely they can drum.

Taxidermy: Jack is a big fan of taxidermy. Taxidermy preserves the illusion of life, even after death.

Nardwuar: In this interview (around the 15 minute mark), Jack admits that Meg is an android. Close enough: Real Audio interview or Nardwuar.com “Meg’s an android…I’m sorry, but if you knew, if you just knew. I mean at the end of every night how we have to plug her in to the, ya know, into the tour bus, plug her in and change her oil every three months to keep this band going.”

Missing Batteries: WS video Director/ D.P., Kevin Carrico, wrote to tell me he’s been missing camera BATTERIES ever since the “Hotel Yorba” and “We’re Going to Be Friends” video shoot.

Also: I heard that’s not water in Meg’s water bottle. It’s not whiskey either. It’s robot fuel. It has also been suggested that the Peppermint Triple Tremelo might really be Meg’s carrying case.

Other Drumming Robots:

Drumming robot

“By using hydraulic equipment instead of gears in its joints, robots can move smoothly, just like a man.”

More info on Robots that drum

Robert Johnson:

Robert Johnson

The White Stripes covered Robert Johnson’s “Stop Breaking Down Blues” on their eponymously titled CD. Legend has it that Robert Johnson sold his soul to the Devil at the Crossroads in return for the ability to master the guitar. This information is useful when we are inevitably forced to ask ourselves how Jack built a robot as advanced and as realistic as Meg.


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Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


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