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From NME May 6, 2006
So, Just What Is Meg Up To?

Ever wondered what La White gets up to while her little brother/ex-husband/let’s not even go there, runs off to fulfill his boyhood rock’n’roll fantasies? NME attempts to separate the truth from the moderately believable and the downright bolloks…

She’s locked in a cupboard
One bonkers website (www.geocities.com/wilhelmina_wonka/ws.html) maintains that Meg is actually a robot that Jack brings out of storage when needed, built after the real Meg died in a car crash in the mid-’90s. The fact that Jack has only recently started using electricity may nullify this theory. [view clipping] >


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Meg White is a ROBOT!

Is Meg really Jack's Sister?
Is Meg really Jack's Ex-Wife?

NO, these are just cleverly devised white lies released through the media to distract us from THE TRUTH. Regardless of her actual relationship to Jack, the real Meg died in a car crash sometime during the mid-nineties and Jack replaced her with A ROBOT. The key to secretly replacing your band mate with a robot, as in magic, is MISDIRECTION. But through careful examination of the EVIDENCE, we can see it all quite clearly.


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